I've been all over Roger Sutton's blog (he's the editor of the Horn Book), whining a little about the Charlotte's Web movie there, too.
Today he e-mailed me and asked if I'd like to drag myself to the movie and review it for the Horn Book website.
What a wicked guy.
He said he'd pay me.
So I'm going.
I plan to read nothing but Charlotte's Web all week to my kid, so that she'll be well and truly vaccinated by the time we hit the theatre on Friday (or Saturday if the lines are too long).
And may the Lord have mercy on my soul.